GACKED FROM cuz she is the bestest.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
"He went to his son, and because there was no one there to see him do it, not even Rachel, he kissed his fingers and then pressed them lightly and briefly to Gage's cheek through the bars of the crib." Pet Semetary, lol

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Air, if I go forward a bit I get coke bottle caps cuz my mom collects them for the points lol.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The making of Tropic Thunder...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
3:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:15. HOLY SHIT I'M SERIOUS. I RULE. I didn't look either!!! LOL.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Something about sperm? My brother's watching CSI in the other room, lol.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Letting Molly make peetimes, last night.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Facebook.

9. What are you wearing?
My Bring Out the Gimp shirt and some blue boxers.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yaeh but I don't remember it.

11. When did you last laugh?
Like five minutes ago at something random on the internet.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
A picture my dad and I took in Savannah, one of my dad's paintings, a picture of the marine's statue in D.C., two more of my dad's paintings... lol

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not really? Nothing out of the ordinary for me, lol.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
That I should be cleaning my room...

15. What is the last film you saw?
Technically? Repo last night. At home? Tropic Thunder. That I watched the WHOLE THING? Uh... fuck I dunno.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house. That's probably it. Maybe lots of movies.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I have a secret crush on Christian Slater?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would get rid of poverty. Entirely. FOOD AND SHELTER FOR EVERYONE.

19. Do you like to dance?
YES I DO.

20. George W. Bush:
Whatever?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Britt wants to call her Maylene, I want to call her Dublin. We'll see where that goes. Lol.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I like Dillinger or Remy or Nathaniel.<3

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
YES. FINLAND.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Oh shit really?" lol.

<3 and hugs to all.
~Dani

Can't sleep because I'm sick as ballskies and slept all day and stuff. Yeah.

Also watched House premiere. There was a freaking happydance in the chair.

ANYWAY. Survey gacked from because I lurv her so.


1. Name (and what should I call you?): Danielle, I usually go by Dani.

2. Birthday: June 6th

3. Where do you live: My parent's basement. I RULE.

4: What are you studying/What’s your job: I'm currently a dog groomer but I'm going into graphic/web design.

5. What makes you happy: My loved ones.

6. What are you listening to now/have listened to last: Lady Gaga, lol

7. Why you’re reading my journal: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

8. An interesting fact about you: I'm afraid of pig people?

9. Are you in love/do you have a crush at the moment OR name an important person in your life: Britton <3

10. Favorite place to be: My bed? With my boo? Watching Hoose?

11. A favorite quote: "Deal with it. NERD."

12. Best time of the year: Winter <3 SNOW.

13. Weirdest food you like: Lima beans.

RECOMMEND
1. A film: Dead Man (So weird.)
2. A book: Choke by Chuck P.
3. A song: "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga

FANDOM
1. Favorite Fandom: Hoose!
2. OTP/OT3: Hoose/Wilson<3
3. Icon/Fic Journal: Don't has...

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me: I LOVE YOU ANGIE BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MOST QUIRKY LITTLE PERSON I KNOW. AND I KNOW A LOT OF QUIRKY PEOPLE. <3

2. Two things you like about yourself: I'm creative and I'm generally a nice person.

3. Put this in your journal so I can tell you what I think of you? WHYNOTS.

SO let me put it this way.

I sew. I draw. I paint. I sculpt. I code. I design.

I WILL DO ANY OF THESE FOR YOU FOR MONEY.

Prices:

Costuming:

Depends on the difficulty level of the costume and cost of supplies. For a typical anime costume, probably in the $40-$50 range. For something like, say, the Repoman costume? $200+ (For the coat only.) It all really depends and I would LOVE to do some of this kind of work.

Plushies:

I MAKE CUSTOM PLUSHIES. $15 a pop. That's it.

Drawings:

Digital w/o background. - $10
Digital w/background. - $20
Traditional fullbody w/o background: - $15
Traditional fullbody w/background: - $25

Other: ASK.

<3 PLEASE HELP A BROKE GIRL OUT. SERIOUSLY.

Alright, so Dragon*Con is coming up and I've essentially spent all of my money on costuming for it. ;.; That being said, I need moneys something fierce, and I am willing to work for it!! Below are my rates/what I'm doing!

JEWELRY:

I make earrings and necklaces mostly.

Earring example:
[link]

$5 a pair, and I can make WHATEVER YOU WANT. Hooks are nickel-free, thankyoumuch.

Necklace example:
[link]

Will be strung on black lace.

$3 a PIECE. That's a freaking steal, okay?



ART:

Digital w/o background. (Example: [link] ) - $10
Digital w/background. (Example: [link] ) - $20
Traditional fullbody w/o background: (Example: [link] ) - $15
Traditional fullbody w/background: (Example: [link] ) - $25


AND A SPECIAL:

BUSTS! Traditional OR Digital, your choice. $5. JUST $5.

Example: [link]


I accept paypal, discreet cash, and checks. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY PLEASE COMMISSION ME.

I also do sculpture and I sew, if anyone's interested in that buttload of special.

Note me?

<3 - Dani

Cuz she rockses my sockses. (~PriestSnatcher, btw.)WITH AMAZON LINKS SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT THE FRICK I'M TALKING ABOUT.

1) What author do you own the most books by?
Technically Kaori Yuki since I have 5-20 of Angel Sanctuary ([link]), but since I don't count that... *thinks* Chuck Palahniuk. I have everything except his book about Portland (Nonfiction) ([link]), and his new one, Pygmy. ([link])

2) What book do you own the most copies of?
If this was DVD's I could actually answer, since it's books... I think none? Oh, well I technically have two copies of Snuff by Chuck P. ([link])

3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?
Noooooope.

4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
*ponders* I'm particularly fond of Roland from the Dark Tower series, ([link]) he seems amazingly sexy to me for some reason. As far as non-literary? Dean Winchester? ([link]) *cheesy grin*

5) What book have you read the most times in your life?
Haha does Marvin K Mooney Will You Please Go Now? ([link]) by Dr. Seuss count? Novel-wise, Choke ([link]) by Chuck P or Cat's Cradle by Vonnegut. ([link]) Those two are without a doubt two of my very favorites of all time. And The Stand by Stephen King, but I've only read it once cuz it's LOOOOONG. ([link])

6) What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?
Teacher Vic is a Vampire...Retired. I loved that book.

7) What's the worst book you've read this past year?
Haha if I don't like a book I quit reading. I really haven't read anything terrible this year. Oh, WAIT. I read it in 2008 but it was within the past 12 months. Kung Fu High School. It was dumber than hell and it was depressing. ([link])

8) What is the best book you've read this past year?
Shit when did I read Out? Uhh.. cuz that's the best book I've read in a long, long time. ([link]) Seriously. It's fucking amazing.

9) If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be?
Probably Illusions. Really short but absolutely amazing. It really makes you question different aspects of life. ([link]) Oddly enough it isn't really religious, despite the title.

10) Who deserves to win the next Nobel Prize for literature?
Oh wow. Piss if I know. I don't exactly read the sorts of books that deserve Nobel Prizes. Can I say Vonnegut just because the man's a genius?

11) What book would you most like to see made into a movie?
If they could do Haunted right, oh sweet baby Jesus yes. It would actually make a superb HBO miniseries. Problem is they'd probably ruin it. ([link])

12) What book would you least like to see made into a movie?
Oh lawd. Honestly as LONG AS THEY DO IT RIGHT, I think most books have the potential to be great films. Except Cat's Cradle. I think it would be impossible to make Cat's Cradle work as a movie. I think the only person who could POSSIBLY do it would be Stanley Kubrick, and since he's dead, well, no.

13) Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.
*thinks* I think I had a dream about Dickens once. I don't really recall.

14) What is the most lowbrow book you've read as an adult?
Do the Anita Blake books count? They're like Twilight but with hardcore sex and the vampires aren't flaming homosexual glitterbugs. Also there's a vampire-vampire-necromancer-wereleopard fourway. And only the necromancer is female... ([link])

15) What is the most difficult book you've ever read?
Oh lord. Either Porno by Irvine Welsh ([link]) because of Spud's dialect, or American Psycho because it's just fucking boring. ([link])

16) Do you prefer the French or the Russians?
RUSSIANS. In Soviet Russia, book reads you!

17) Roth or Updike?
Don't know either... lol.

18) David Sedaris or David Eggers?
^^^^

19) Shakespeare, Milton or Chaucer?
Shakespeare for entertainment, to be sure, but I do love Milton too. Chaucer bores me to tears.

20) Austen or Elliot?
NEITHER. UGH.

21) What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?
*shrugs* Whenever I read nothing but bad vampire sex books for several books on end.

22) What is your favorite novel?
The Stand, Choke, and Cat's Cradle. See up there?^

23) Play?
I'm gonna go with old fashioned ones and do Macbeth. I <3 Macbeth.

24) Short Story?
Oh god. Anything Poe or Lovecraft. ANYTHING.

25) Work of non-fiction?
OOOH! THE CSI CLEANUP CREW BOOK!! Uh... hold on... *googles* ([link]) Aftermath Inc. It's amazing, though not for the weak-stomached or faint.

26) Who is your favorite writer?
Chuck Palahniuk to be sure, he just makes me laugh way too hard not to love him. After him? Stephen King, and, um, *gulp* old Anne Rice. I've read almost all of her books....

27) Who is the most overrated writer alive today?
Stephenie Meyers.... fjalkjfajflafala. She makes me nauseous and I usually -LIKE- shitty vampire novels.

28) What is your desert island book?
The Stand because it's so damn long.

29) And ... what are you reading right now?
Dark Tower 2! Drawing of the Three. It's shiny. ([link])